The Crooked House Story

The Crooked House Story is an award-winning 75-minute theatrical experience, bringing to life the 600-year tale of our ancient home.

Guided by the Crooked Men, you’ll meet wool merchants, weavers, witches and even a few ghosts, as we time travel together through six centuries and four historic rooms.

Experience the sights, sounds and scents of the past in this memorable, magical experience.

To book, please select your date and time slot below…

Please note that, due to the steep steps up to and inside The Crooked House, unfortunately this experience is unsuitable for anyone with mobility issues. Before booking, please read our full terms and conditions.

What they said…


“The most beguiling home”

“Still in awe of everything I experienced!”

“The highlight of our UK trip”

1. Guests are requested to arrive outside The Crooked House 10 minutes before the stated start time, as this is a theatrical experience and we are unable to admit latecomers.

2. The Crooked House does not have a cloakroom, so please do not bring luggage, suitcases, bikes or other large items.

3. Throughout your visit, mind your step! The Crooked House is an ancient building with uneven and unexpected surfaces. As such, The Crooked House Story is unfortunately not suitable for anyone with mobility issues.

4. Beware flames and fragile objects - look but don’t touch!

5. No photos, videos or the use of phones inside The Crooked House. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be swiftly removed from The Crooked House, with no refund provided.

House Rules