Black tie Dinners

Our award-winning Black tie Dinners at The Crooked House are immersive, sociable experiences, bringing to life the 600-year story of our ancient home.

Each time, we welcome 16 guests into our home for a Champagne Reception, followed by a hearty home-cooked three-course meal, enjoyed together around our dining table.

Hosted by the Crooked Men, these immersive dining experiences are very special occasions, with a ‘black tie’ dress code to match. The perfect excuse to get dressed up, for a magical, memorable night!

Scroll down for upcoming dates, details and FAQs…

Please note that, due to the steep steps up to and inside The Crooked House, unfortunately our events are unsuitable for anyone with mobility issues. Before booking, please read the full terms and conditions.

  • The Night of the Crooked Man

    15 & 22 March 2025
    £165 per person

    The Crooked House is said to have inspired the old English nursery rhyme, There was a Crooked Man

    Join us as we bring this magical poem to life with a lantern-lit procession around medieval Lavenham, followed by an immersive fairytale feast in our 600 year-old home.

    SOLD OUT

  • Halloween at The Crooked House

    18 & 25 October 2025
    £165 per person

    Where better to celebrate Halloween than in one of Britain’s most haunted houses?

    We share our home with seven ghosts and invite you to experience the spookier side of The Crooked House at this immersive Halloween feast.

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  • A Crooked Christmas

    6 & 13 December 2025
    £165 per person

    Join the Crooked Men as we time-travel together through 600 years of Christmas at The Crooked House!

    From Tudor ‘Yuletide’ traditions to a modern-day Christmas love story, we’ll kick off the festive season together with a perfectly ‘Crooked’ Christmas celebration!

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What they said…

“You two have practically created magic!”

“Truly spectacular. Yes, yes, yes!”

”This isn’t just a supper club - this is an experience!”

“An incredible evening meeting so many interesting people”

“There’s nothing else like this in the world!”

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you offer accommodation / where can I stay the night?

With only one bedroom here, you sadly can’t stay at The Crooked House but we do recommend booking The Great House Hotel - a beautiful boutique hotel, just a minute’s walk from us.

Book your stay here and receive a complimentary bottle of Champagne in your room, by quoting ‘The Crooked House’.

The Great House Hotel also has a classic Rolls Royce, available for transfers from local train stations and Stansted Airport. Please enquire with the Hotel to book transfers.


How do I get to you from London?

It’s easy to get to The Crooked House from London. Direct and frequent trains run from London Liverpool Street Station to Colchester Station (45-min), followed by a 30-min pre-booked taxi to Lavenham.

What time does Dinner start and end?

All Black tie Dinners start at 7pm sharp, with no latecomers admitted - so don’t be late!

Our evening together will finish at 11pm.

What’s the dress code?

The Crooked House gets dressed up for Dinner, so we ask our guests to do the same. Our events have a ‘black tie’ dress code, with long or cocktail dresses both acceptable.

Can I take photos / videos?

No, you can’t. All events at The Crooked House have a strict ‘no photo/video’ policy, to ensure the privacy of our guests and our home. So switch off your phone and immerse yourself in the experience!

How many friends can I bring?

Black tie Dinners at The Crooked House are wonderfully sociable occasions. Some guests come on their own, some as a couple, others bring a group of friends - and we mix everyone together around our dining table.

However, to ensure a fair mix of guests, tickets are limited to a maximum of six per person. For larger parties, please see Private Dining.

I have dietary restrictions…

Please let us know any dietary restrictions when requesting tickets and we will do our best to accommodate. As all our dishes are home-cooked and prepared by us in our own kitchen, we may be unable to cater for severe allergies, but please contact us to discuss.